My Daily Rant

Air hockey has to be the most addictive game ever. I lost about 12 straight games today, I eventually was throwing the handle, and throwing fits that made the baby watching me hold his breath. The game is so addictive especially when you are playing with all of your previous and current bosses and they make you feel like you are representing the entire black race.

Sweet.

Disclaimer- Everything to follow this is completely satirical. It is not meant for anyone to catch feelings. These comments are childish, immature, and nonfactual.

Since I have been talking about music recently I realized that I cannot deviate from a subject that is working. I also do not like to beat a dead horse unless it is Eeyore because that dude is drugged out as hell. (SEGWAY!!)

Lil Wayne is a crack head.

I do not understand where this persons popularity has come from. Lil Wayne is a sub-par lyricist at best with a handful of witty lines standing small amongst a plethora of weak ones. The over flowing amount of fluff in his verses explains that he cannot be trying as hard as he possibly wants too.

This man is always stoned but I cannot rule him out for just that reason. No one actually takes the time to listen to what this man is actually saying in each of his lackluster lines.

“I love a nigga who do what the fuck he want, just like I told you, Martin Luther King said we can do what the fuck we want, he do what the fuck he want, him and Bam Margera. What will Bam do next?” – Lil Wayne in Complex Magazine.

Why can I be paid to talk ignorant as hell for no reason? When can I be paid to put Martin Luther King and the “f” word in the same sentence?

I love ignorance at its finest. Believe me I do and sometimes I practice it in my rants (especially when I called Enrique Iglesias a salsa dancer just because he was Hispanic) but I do not understand this. Now before all of the well informed culturally sound hip hop heads come in here and call me a “hater” because I am “dissing” on their favorite “hood-nigga” rapper, listen to what you are actually listening to. I could write a Lil Wayne verse RIGHT now.

Nigga, I am nice

I am nice

No really, I am nice

I got that white makes my dick hard

Makes my lips black but my penis white

Don’t bite!

O snap!

The Xanex and Viagra pill kicked in

I am tripping falling in an out of sin

Rolling around on the floor with an erection so hard it could break the moon

But I zoom!

Vroom vroom

I got to take a shit I am going to call it doom.

I am not even going to talk about how subliminally gay he is. I will let the picture do all of the talking.