My Daily Rant

So I have an actual blog spot now and eventually (not anytime soon) I will ween off of Facebook and move on to bigger and better things. I probably will not since we all like to under estimate my laziness. Sometimes I am dedicated and most of the time I am extremely lazy. I try though and that is what counts right?

Right?

Now lets segway into oblivion!

Disclaimer- Everything to follow this is completely satirical. It is not meant for anyone to catch feelings. These comments are childish, immature, and nonfactual.

Today is not question and answer day but I must answer a question that was brought to my attention in my honesty box today (see I do read them).

“Jaques (spelled my damn name wrong) why do you dress so tight?”

There is no easy answer to this question. But I will say it.

Because it looks good on me.

Now most things look good on me. I could dabble as a drag queen and girls would still grovel over me but this dressing tight thing is what makes me, me.

My jeans are skin tight for a simple reason. I like the fact that my genitalia gets to rub up against my leg. How do I deal with this? Baby powder. It works wonders and I smell all cute and stuff.

However lets put it into perspective. You should dress your body type right? I should not see plus sized people dressing as tight as I do and skinny guys look retarded in goon-wear.

Goon-wear?

Ahh goon-wear. This is the style of dress which is popular among other black youth of today. The pants are down to my knees so everyone can see my Spongebob underwear. The plain white T-Shirt is what gets me laid with the women and the fitted keeps the whole outfit looking “fresh to death” and sadly most of the time it goes along with the tone of voice.

I wear tight shirts because I TRY to look brolic. I am actually weak as hell and I am a complete punk.

Always remember, Pants Off Dance Off.

See you guys tomorrow.

Later.